Kiefaber Agrees to Six Months in Heaven

Is it a punishment to agree to stay away from what unfortunately seem to be two of the worst run movie theaters in the city for six months? Methinks not.

Given how difficult it must be for Tom Kiefaber to see The Senator being degraded day by day by the questionable management skills of the new operators, I'm assuming he welcomes today's agreement that he will not go to The Senator or the Charles Theater for six months.

Boo fuckin' hoo, y'all!

The agreement comes after Kiefaber tried to intervene to protect a child with leukemia, when Kathleen Cusack had apparently decided to deny the boy's rights under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA).

The resulting argument left the Cusacks with a fine opportunity to complain to the press about the man who once ran The Senator with a style and panache the Cusacks seem unable to approach or even comprehend. Their frivolous complaints look like an obvious political maneuver to harm Kiefaber's candidacy for City Council President.

Yawn. At least TK won't have to look at the marquee that the Cusacks can't seem to keep lit.

Exclusive Preview - Crepes in the Crapper

I just discovered this delightful artist's rendering of the new restaurant the owner of Sofi's Crepes plans to open in the Ladies' Lounge and Restroom Suite of The Senator Theatre. I don't know the name of the new eatery yet, but I hear rumors that the daringly feculent theme will be taken to the extreme and the new establishment will be called "Crepes In The Crapper."



Do you think chocolate crepes will be on the menu? What's not to love?